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Finger Lickin' Fine
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What would the late Colonel Saunders, founder of fast food chicken restaurant chain KFC, say, if he knew that one of his most loyal customers was being disrespected?
When a British nurse and a friend stopped by a local KFC recently, their intention was to enjoy scarfing down some of the juicy, tender poultry with fixings offered at the popular restaurant. Evidently pretty hungry, she ordered a gargantuan meal, consisting of fourteen pieces of chicken, six cartons of french fries and some huge soft drinks.
The long-time customer of this KFC obviously believed that she had plenty of time to enjoy the finger-lickin' -good, calorie-laden meal, but such was not the case.
The stunned nurse was taken aback to receive a notice in the mail, not long after informing her that she being fined £150 for overstaying her welcome at KFC.
She claims that she was unaware of their customer time-limit, which stipulates that you can only stay a maximum of 75 minutes, due to a parking restriction. The ravenous patron and her pal stayed 90 minutes.
I don't know what's worse... the fact that this woman was fined £150 or that she put away 5,456 calories at one sitting.
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Feds Fund Exec R&R
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So, what do you do when the U.S. government hands you $85 billion to bail out your company after you screw up?
Well, party, of course!
At least, that's what some of the folks at insurance giant AIG must have thought. Just days after the feds bankrolled them to keep them from going under, a bunch of their execs decided the first thing to do was to celebrate by going to a retreat at a luxurious California hotel.
They enjoyed lounging around in lavish rooms, getting massages, facials and pedicures at a fancy spa and eating snooty restaurant food, all paid for by $440,000 of the taxpayer money so generously given to them.
While you were reeling from the eviction notice, informing you that your house is being foreclosed on, or trying to find another job because the present economic crisis caused you to be laid off, all without any helpful intervention from the feds, these folks were living large.
Of course, once this news was discovered, AIG was repentant and willing to pay back the $440,000 and fire those frivolous execs, right?
Not exactly.
They now want more money from the government and, worst of all, they may get it. |
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Shades of Things to Come?
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To get a real perspective on what we would really have to look forward to with a President John McCain, this video is a sobering forecast.
And this is on one if his GOOD DAYS!
Scary stuff.
***Warning: Explicit language.
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Payback at Last?
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Remember this infamous mugshot?
Thirteen years to the day he was acquitted for the murders of his ex-wife-Nicole Brown Simpson- and her friend- Ronald Goldman, football hero O.J. Simpson was found guily, by a Las Vegas jury, of armed robbery. He could receive a possible life sentence for his actions.
I guess it really is true that you reap what you sow.
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Next time you want somebody to talk to about your marriage troubles, you might be better off confiding in a bartender than to your local Catholic priest. At least, that's the way it turned out for one very disillusioned Joliet, Illinois man.
When he and his wife started having difficulties in their relationship, the couple opted to go to their priest for counseling, with the hopes it would help improve things between them. At first, their counseling sessions were held in the sanctity of the church rectory and the two were counseled together. However, perhaps the husband should have been a little suspect when the seemingly sincere priest suggested counseling the wife individually.
Thinking things were improving, the dude went on a church trip with his wife to Rome, where he believed their wedding vows would be renewed, except that she hit him with a request for divorce. He later discovered that his spouse and their sainted "counselor" had fallen for each other. The priest is no longer a priest and is "living in sin" with his former congregant.
Naturally, the husband is angry as a hornet on a hot roof and has filed suit against the horrendous holy man.
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Moooove Somewhere Else
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Ever thought you had the neighbor from hell? You know, like the guy who lives next door who blasts his stereo in the wee hours of the night or the woman across the street who keeps spreading vicious rumors about you.
You may want to run over and give your annoying neighbor a big hug, because things could be considerably worse, as one very strange news story proves.
An unfortunate Middleton, Ohio neighborhood was recently terrorized by the bizarre exploits of one of its...er..."different"... residents. The plump 32-year-old woman wreaked havoc in her otherwise quiet community by donning a cow costume and launching into some odd behaviors.
According to observers, the "udderly" ridiculous female started chasing neighborhood children, who were, understandably, frightened by the sight of a giant bovine trying to run them down. As though that weren't enough, she went to the front porch of another resident and urinated there.
The cops were called and the crazy "cow" was ordered to return home and remain there. When she disobeyed that command by later throwing her considerable bulk in the way of oncoming traffic, she was arrested.
Don't think you'll be too terribly surprised to hear that alcohol was involved. |
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Lipsticked Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin gives a triumphant smirk to her critics, following her successful debate with Democratic rival Joe Biden.
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BaUh-Oh!
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Here is a stunt gone very, very wrong!
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Another Big Endorsement!
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Frank and Dean definitely seem to like Barack Obama. Too bad these show biz legends can't vote, 'cause they're dead.
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A Piercing Situation!
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This may be free expression, but I just call it...
SCARY!!!
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