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Florida Cops Jail Guy Who Was On His Way to Medical Clinic
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Hey, you better not be caught driving sick in Tampa, Florida, or the cops are liable to haul your wheezing kiester to the city lockup.
That's exactly what happened recently when Mark Brannon blacked out while on the way to a local medical clinic.
Despite the fact that he explained his dire medical situation to these "law enforcement personnel" and was very obviously ill, he was made to take a breathalyzer test- which, by the way, registered a ZERO. and then taken away by these overzealous officers.
Even with proof that he was not driving under the influence, he was still taken to booking. Brannon was in an obvious state of physical distress, unable to either breathe or walk, yet these cops wouldn't even let him see a doctor on premises at the Orient Road jailhouse. Brannon was still forced to remain in custody until 2 a.m. Only then was he finally let go, so that he could get to a doctor, who promptly got him set up in a hospital for treatment for pneumonia.
An investigation has been launched to look into this matter and something tells me that a well-deserved lawsuit may be pending in the near future. |
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Come On, Baby, Light My Fire!
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Okay, there's not much on television tonight, your "baby mama" isn't talking to you because you had a fight yesterday and you got fired from your job at the rubber duckie assembly plant last week. So, what's a guy to do to while away the mind-numbing hours of boredom that have now become his pathetic existence?
Here's how one enterprising imbecile "lit" up his night with something as simple as a can of lighter fluid and a thimble-full of common sense.
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Young Whippersnapper Cons Old Folks
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Life in a nursing home can be a pretty depressing and boring one for many older people. Apparently, some seniors at a Jackson, Florida nursing facility were getting so fed up that they decided to spice up their dreary lives a little bit by trying to get some crack cocaine. Residents of the Golden Retreat Shelter Care Center expected to get a major buzz on, when they purchased what appeared to be a white substance from a 22-year-old "dealer."
It was not to be, however.
The young con artist, it turns out, took their money, but betrayed their trust. What they believed to be crack wasn't the real deal at all. The deceiving dude just shoved some hard pieces of bread into Tylenol bottles and sold them for 5 bucks a pop to the gleeful oldsters on the days their Social Security checks arrived.
Somebody alerted the proper authorities of the ruse and the bogus "drug lord" was arrested for his dastardly actions, leaving some ticked off and very embarrassed elderly folks behind, minus their money and minus the high they had eagerly been anticipating.
Guess they'll just have to settle for a few games of canasta to get their thrills from now on. |
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Is Cameron Diaz really all that?
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I think I'm gonna' have to agree with the commentary over at Egotastic when they say, " Cameron Diaz is a butterface, yet these GQ pics are pretty hot!" Miss Diaz has never impressed me with her looks or her body, for that matter, but I like this shoot. It does her justice. Eat your heart out Justin? Nah.....He can do much better! |
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How could anyone not know Mena Suvari had a butt?
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Ok. So, over at TheSuperficial, the statement was made "Mena Suvari has a butt, who knew? My question is: How could you not know after seeing any of her movies? Hell, in American pie, it was obvious she had a nice little bubble. And since when does being a midget mean you can't have a BIG ASS? Well, here are some pics of that nice bubble for those of you who didn't know.
Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin |
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