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Rethink That Snack Attack
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Next time you get the urge to go chow down at a fast food restaurant in Xenia, Ohio, you may want to reconsider satisfying your craving at one particular Burger King in the area.
Health officials were horrified recently, after being alerted about a video being shown on the popular You Tube site. Their angst was caused by a featured video that revealed a teen immersed naked in a utility sink at the joint. The lad was supposedly "celebrating" his birthday by pouring "sanitary solution" over himself as he sat in the same sink used to clean utensils that were possibly being used to flip that nice, juicy burger you gulped down.
To make matters worse, the whole incident was practically done under the manager's nose, but she did zilch to stop it, obviously not too bothered about the fact that her customers were being put at risk by being exposed to bacteria from the teen's crusty, unhygienic bod and that It was being taped.
Once it was aired on You Tube and got media attention, however, the city health department got involved.
Burger King declares that everything has now been sanitized, but I'm guessing customers aren't stopping by as much. |
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Better Be Careful, Boy!
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"Don't pluck my nerves again today, Herbert. I already told you I'm going through some major PMS!"
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A Good Reason to Head for Burger King
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Tired of all those vegetarians trying to ram their diet down your throat and getting on your case about your love for meat?
How many times have you wanted to scream at the top of your lungs when they gave their tiresome lectures about the virtues of their lifestyle, while making you feel like a flesh-eating putz for chowing down on a good piece of prime rib?
Well, cheer up!
You may, at last, have found validation for your meat-loving ways from none other than the scientific community.
Researchers at Oxford University are now saying that all of those salad-munching, sprout-snacking, lettuce-chewing vegans and vegetarians are at high risk of brain shrinkage, due to their diet. They are deficient in vitamin B-12, something that is found in...yes, I said, it!...MEAT. Not getting this important vitamin contributes to inflamed nerves and anemia and, over time, could reduce the size of that nice, gray matter in between their ears.
So, next time one of your vegetarian pals maligns your eating choices, let them know about this information and invite them to join you in the pleasures of a nice, juicy hamburger.
After all, it is for the sake of good health, right? |
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Rescuing the Nation?
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Presidential candidate,Senator John McCain, crosses the Delaware with staff members, as he heroically makes his way to Washington, D.C. to save the United States from the brink of financial disaster...or maybe not. |
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The "Cougar" Picks a Cub
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It only seems like yesterday since TV Land premiered its reality show The Cougar, featuring 40-year-old real estate agent Stacey, seeking a 20-something-year-old true love. Just like similar shows of this type, the vintage bachelorette had a huge selection of young cuties to choose from- 20 at the start, each week eliminating "candidates"until she got down to the final two.
When the finale aired this past Wednesday, Stacey was left with Colt, the cocky musician who charmed her with his serenades and Jimmy, the demonstrative romantic. She introduced them to her kids on the last episode, to get their opinions before making her decision. although, I personally didn't think her kids added any special enlightenment to who was the best man for her.
In the end, she turned down Colt, who left, teary-eyed, in a limo and, after informing the Jimster that he was the victor, he got down on one knee and proposed to Stacey.
She accepted.
Seems like a nice ending, but you have to wonder if 23-year-old Jimmy feel the same, once he catches a glimpse of her when studio makeup artists aren't around to glamorize her and that pre-menopausal irritability starts to kick in.
Oh, well, he can always stay around to enjoy the special discounts on restaurants, hotels and car rentals his fiancee will be eligible for when she qualifies for an AARP card in just a couple of years or so! |
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Ouch!
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Ever wonder how idiots spend their free time?
Here is one example.
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This Is Leadership?
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Remember back in your elementary school days, when you looked up to the principal as a role model whose authority you could trust?
Guess times have changed drastically, at least in some situations.
There was a recent news report about a shocking incident that occurred in a Minnesota elementary school, involving the principal and some alleged boneheaded actions on his part.
Sources say that parents of a 6-year-old student at the school went to the school district to complain that their son's principal supposedly used a severe form of "discipline" to punish him for clogging up the toilet in the boy's bathroom.
The kid told his folks that he was made to clean up the mess by having to stick his bare little hands into the commode. The child had mistakenly used paper towels, instead of toilet paper, which caused the clog and this, allegedly, was why he was reprimanded.
Come on! I know principals have to deal with misbehaving kids, but this boy was only 6-years-old and probably too young to know paper towels can stop up a toilet.
Makes you wonder who in the world is hiring the people who are supposed to be looking out for our kids! |
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Telemarketers Gone Wild
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There are few things as annoying as having your 'phone ringing off the hook, only to pick up the receiver and realize that there is a telemarketer on the other end. She or he wants you to take a survey or wants to interest you in some useless product or wants to tell you that you have a chance of winning some stupid, fake lottery or something else to waste your time. Most of us either cut them off before they can launch into their sales pitch or simply hang up on them.
When one Austin, Texas man recently did the latter, he was surprised when the ticked off telemarketer he hung up on actually called him back to give him a piece of her mind. She allegedly accused him of being a "wimp" and uttered a few other unpleasant random thoughts.
The stunned gent tried to report the avenging telemarketer to her supervisors, but has not received much help, since they pretty much attributed her tirade to "frustration.". The guy plans to pursue the matter further and the FTC may even have to step in.
Wanna know the best way to avoid incidents like this?
Two words...
ANSWERING MACHINE. |
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Just Asking
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Monica Lewinsky greets an old White House buddy of hers.
"Uh- Bill, honey, do you think you could give me Barack's 'phone number?"
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