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From "Chicken and Beer" to "Wine and Cheese"?
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Check out "Luda" here eating hors d'oeuvres at a swanky function in Canada! Wow! Hip hop has been good to this brotha'! Of course, stuff like this may put a damper on the whole hardcore, roughneck, from tha' streets of ATL image! Of course, he's still keepin' it gangsta in the hoodie! I'm not mad atcha', Luda!
Photo: INF DAILY |
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Vanilla Ice in the House(The Big House)!
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Robert "Vanilla Ice" Van Winkle was arrested yesterday for spousal abuse. Wow! Who would've thought he was capable of something like this (Big Wink). Anyway, he'll have to stay the minimum 1 night in jail and see the judge in the morning. Oh well! Sleep tight Roberto!
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Venezuela Television Station Cracks Down on "Immoral" Cartoon Series
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So, get this.
The country of Venezuela, in its efforts to present more "appropriate" television programming for its kiddies, made a recent decision to take "The Simpsons" off the air. Apparently, Homer, Marge, Bart and company were deemed to be a little bit too much for the delicate sensibilities of their precious youngsters, whose parents called in, allegedly, to lodge complaints against the animated show. The National Communications Commission caved into the pressure by removing "The Simpsons" from its lineup.
Of course, they had to find a more "decent" show to replace that one and so came up with a t.v. series they believed would be far "better"for the tender eyes and ears of their little ones.
What was it?
"BAYWATCH HAWAII!"
That's right. The National Communications Commission came to the conclusion that replacing a slightly irreverent cartoon with a show featuring fetching babes bouncing around in seductive swimwear was more proper. Certainly, we all know that the kids and their parents (particularly their dads) will be watching this, show only to learn about life-saving techniques used by David Hasselhoff's character, in the event they ever have to rescue somebody drowning.
Who's the program director of this t.v. station... Hugh Hefner? |
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Fed Workers Party With Our Tax Bucks!
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I just had my taxes done and discovered that, despite a modest yearly income and several deductions, my husband and I STILL owe taxes this year.
Ever wonder how the Feds are spending some of the money they pick out of our pockets every year?
You'd be surprised...or maybe not!
A recent report revealed that several government employees have been living high off the hog, all at our expense. According to the revelation, fed workers have been charging up stuff like crazy, for such purchases as expensive meals, electronics, internet dating services, booze, gambling, partying and lingerie.
These folks have basically been living the kind of lives a lot of Americans can't now, due to the current economy.
The high-living workers in question charged these extravagant goodies via government credit cards, which I'm certain they expected us tax payers to keep paying off with our hard-earned dollars
Obviously, these activities were fraudulent and would have continued going on for years to come, had an employee not spilled the beans. It bought on an audit.by the Government Accountability Office.
The startling results were recently disclosed by "outraged" senators.
Ironic, since some members of Congress have been guilty themselves of misusing federal funds |
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The Family That Robs Together...
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In these times, it's a wonderful thing to hear about parents who really get involved in their children's activities. There are occasional exceptions to this, however.
Such was the case of a 51-year-old Palm Bay, Florida matriarch. Police found out that the dedicated mom accompanied her darling 23-year-old "sonny boy", as he went to an area CVS to commit a heist. The "Darling" lad presented a note to the pharmacy, letting them know he had a gun and demanding 100 mg of morphine. No worries, though, since Mommiekins was outside, with the motor running, as his lookout. After getting away with 300 of the morphine pills, the young man hopped into the car, making a swift escape.
It turns out that he was just being a "good boy", because it seems that his mother is addicted to the prescription drug. He dutifully gave some of the stolen morphine pills to her, which she very gratefully downed. The pair, in fact, went on a big-time crime spree, with him committing even more robberies, while Ma Barker-er- I mean, his loving mom- waited outside for him to return.
Their family outing came to an end, however, when the cops arrested the two.
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Naomi Campbell Strikes Again!
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Naomi Campbell is one of the world's most famous supermodels- rich, beautiful and able to travel in circles the majority of us can only dream about. In spite of all this, however, girlfriend has one huge flaw...an out-of-control temper.
The monster within struck again recently when Campbell was arrested at Terminal 5 of London's Heathrow Airport. According to insiders, "Nasty Naomi" allegedly hurled a wad of hostile saliva in the direction of a British police officer.
What was the catalyst that caused her to exhibit this less than "model behavior"?
Campbell, who had been aboard a flight headed to L.A., was reportedly ticked off because of a missing carry-on luggage item. Sources say she had a hissy fit and, after refusing to chill out, was taken off the plane full of what must surely have been grateful fellow passengers. That is apparently when she launched the missile of spittle on one on London's finest, resulting in her subsequent arrest.
This is not the first time Campbell has made big headlines for her temper. Past incidences include assaulting a personal assistant and getting another assault charge that involved throwing away a maid's mobile phone, etc..
Hey, "Nay-Nay", might want to take that court-ordered anger management course a second time.
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And we get mad when a pimple stays for a few days?
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This poor guy has had the pimple from hell that has grown bigger and bigger for 35 years. It now weighs 3 kg. It started in his teens and hasn't stopped. My God, what he must have gone thru over the years. I'm sorry, but I'll never complain again about what's happening in my world. His sister is pictured in two of the photos. That's beautiful that she can stand there with him, seemingly proud, in public like nothing's wrong. The good news is, supposedly there's a procedure that has been developed in London that could relieve some of the growth significantly. I hope everything works out. Sadly, I know families that shun family members for much lesser afflictions than this. I just thought I should share this story.
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I See Sexy Dead People!
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Ok. So, we've read of pay-per-view funerals, right? Get this, now there's lingerie for the dead! Yes. You read that correctly.....LINGERIE FOR THE DEAD! According to the Star Daily, "Lingerie has become an increasingly popular offering for dead female relatives" in Malaysia. What is going on across the pond? I mean, what's the point? What are they gonna' do, put it on for that special post mortem occasion when the time is right? And we're talking sexy lingerie(matching sets), not some granny panties and a sports bra.....UGH!!! Excuse me! I think I just vomitted in my mouth a little bit! That's kind of gross!
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Mashable is the best blog on the net!
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Hey,
I don't care what Technorati or The Guardian has MASHABLE ranked in the blogosphere, It's number one in my power rankings. I read Mashable every morning and every evening! And even though I've never met them, I feel like I know ol' Pete Cashmore and Kristen Nicole as if they were actually my homies. They seem as though they really know how to kick it! They throw a party every week! If you've never heard of MASHABLE, which would surprise the "heck" out of me, be sure to check them out. |
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Would You Pay to See This?
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Can't get off of work to go to Uncle Spud's funeral? No problem, at least if you live in England! Starting now, a company by the name of Wesley Music will be offering options to bereaved family members and/or friends who can't or don't want to attend the funeral of a departed loved one.
They are hawking their unique service to several funeral homes and crematorium across the country. The idea is for them to charge the absent and grieving the equivalent if $USD150. The mourners will then be provided with a password that will allow them to view a live airing of the funeral ceremony, where every moment will be captured by specially placed cameras set up all over the place. That way it's...well... "almost like being there", except you can have some refreshments while you watch!
Not everybody is enthused about such a morbid practice, but that doesn't bother the folks at Wesley Music nor the funeral homes that have decided to use their "pay-per-view" services. They think it's just nifty for those who want to see a loved one off without having to fly a long distance or make a long drive.
Talk about convenience!
Wonder if this will catch on in the U.S.? |
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Ex-NFL Star Goes Wild
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Kanyatta Jones was once livin' pretty large as an offensive lineman for the Washington Redskins and, later, the New England Patriots. He even won a coveted Super Bowl ring, the ultimate prize for any professional football player. When a kneecap injury felled him in 2002, however, not only did it put his athletic career on hold, but it seems to have spawned the beginnings of some very odd behavior.
While benched, in order to recover from his injuries, Jones got in major trouble when he decided to "play a prank"- or so he claims- by boiling a pot of hot water and pouring it on his roommate, who happened to be sitting on the potty at the time. The roommate was not amused, especially since Jones's silly shenanigans resulted in severe burns. Jones was arrested, charged, went to court and got probation. Apparently, the Patriots weren't willing to put any further hopes on him either, because they dumped him soon after the incident.
Just when it seemed like the 29-year-old former NFL star was turning his life around by playing for the Tampa Bay Storm, an Arena Football team, he once more suffered a momentary loss of common sense.
Seems that Mr. Jones tried to pee in the middle of a Florida nightclub dance floor. Cops were called and Jones was put under arrest for "obstruction and trespassing"and "battery on a law enforcement officer." |
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Sports Fan's Fast Food Nightmare
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You may want to think twice before walking into a fast food store in Port Orchard, Washington, at least if you intend to wear a jersey with your favorite sports team's name emblazoned across it. .When a customer, outfitted in Pittsburgh Steelers wear, recently came to place an order of goodies at a local restaurant, it was apparently more than one 24-year-old employee could stand. The cook, a rabid Seattle Seahawks fan, decided to get into a verbal argument with his customer, who made some very scathing taunts, regarding the Seahawk's humiliating loss to the Steelers in Superbowl XL.
According to the 37-year-old customer, who was there with his kids, the incensed burger flipper retaliated by serving him a burger with a "special ingredient" that he didn't expect...a nasty wad of yucky human saliva. Naturally, the upset guy insisted on getting his money back for the contaminated item and the proper authorities were informed.
When cops went by the spitting server's home the following day to question him about the burger incident, they discovered him doing something that probably explained the reasons for his earlier wacky behavior.
He was smoking marijuana, which will probably get him in a lot more trouble than just drooling in a customer's lunch.
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A Novel Way to Get Out of Jury Duty!
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Yeah, yeah, we all know the big thing about serving on a jury being our civic duty and all, but, let's face it, most of us would rather avoid it, if at all possible. One can only wonder if that may be the sentiment that prompted a 46-year-old British man to recently commit actions he surely must have realized would get him tossed off the jury of a rape case being held at the Chester Town Court.
According to news reports, the gentleman in question went to the courthouse toilet to relieve himself- or so everyone originally thought. It seems, however, that, instead of taking a "potty" break, he ended up taking a "pot" break. The cops got suspicious when they smelled the unmistakable aroma of a burning joint wafting from the area of the men's room. The authorities entered and discovered the juror in question puffing away on a doobie. He was, of course, placed under arrest by the horrified law enforcement officials. Later, he was hauled into court and immediately taken off the jury he was serving on.
Face it, this man must either have been pretty bored or amazingly asinine to light up a marijuana joint in a courthouse. Or...was he crazy...like a fox??
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Look Deep Into My Eyes!
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You have to give one crook in Rome, Italy credit for ingenuity. The bearded thief is causing banks and cops a major headache, after getting away with scads of money when he robbed some local "financial institutions" recently. Usually, bank robberies aren't huge headline makers, but what sets this crafty criminal apart from his peers is the novel manner in which he committed his deplorable actions.
Instead of using the normal, "standard" way of holding up banks- you know, with a gun?- he opted instead to hypnotize the bank tellers and cashiers. According to one frazzled female teller, the enterprising bandit walked up to her counter and demanded that she look directly into his eyes. Apparently, he managed to get her into a deep trance, so that the mesmerized babe would hand him a huge stash of cash, without a fight.
Of course, by the time she awakened from her hypnotic state and realized, with horror, that all the money in her till was goners, it was too late. The bank robber did the same thing to at least one other cashier, who also became putty in his hands.
As of this writing, the clever lawbreaker is still at large.
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