No matter what your personal opinion may be of ex-Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, you have to feel sorry for her being saddled with an albatross around her neck like Levi Johnson.
Johnson is her "grandbaby daddy" and has recently been garnering 15 minutes of grade Z fame by profiting from his association with Palin and her family. He's been going on various talk shows, entertainment television programs, doing magazine interviews and has even shed his clothes to pose in the raw in Playgirl.
He has bad-mouthed Palin, accused her and "baby mama" Bristol of trying to keep his daughter away from him and has even implied that he knows "secrets" his former mother-in-law-to-be would be embarrassed about the world finding out.
All this from a guy whose biggest achievement in life is that he got a girl pregnant. If you've heard the boy speak, you know that he's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.
You think Johnson actually believes that all of this behavior is going to result in a long-term show business career for him, that Martin Scorsese is actually going to call him on the 'phone and say, "Hey, Levi, man,saw that amazing interview on The Insider with Star Jones and I just gotta have you for my next project with Bobby DeNiro?"
Nope, it aint gonna happen, people.
Sooner or later, the novelty will wear off and Levi Johnson will be headed back to the frigid regions of Alaska to build igloos and skin moose.
It can't be moment too soon, as far as I'm concerned!
Charles Out of Charge 
