We often wonder what happened to favorite stars of yesteryear, like Bruce, star of three Jaws films. Sadly, he lost his career, after directors labeled him as being "too high maintenance", due to his outrageous demands for fresh sushi being delivered to his trailer on the set every day and for his often violent temper. After years of therapy and a stable, loving relationship with a mermaid he calls My true soulmate!", he has now found fulfillment in his older years by working on an assembly line at a Keebler Elf Cookie Factory. Says boss Buttons Keebler, pictured here with the famous shark, "Bruce is a good employee and all-around nice fella!"
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