Former President George W. Bush and first lady Laura Bush, pictured here in 2012, after letting themselves go, three years after their departure from the White House.
Says Dubya, from the porch of their Texas ranch., "Me and the little lady are finally gettin' to enjoy life. We enjoy shootin' at nosy neighbors, catchin' and roastin' wild critters and makin' prank 'phone calls to Condaleeza Rice."
The ex-Commander-in-Chief says he and the other former Presidents get together for a once-a-month poker game, although he claims, "Billy Jeff cheats."
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