A little blue pill may be the answer to the CIA's problem in war-ravaged Afghanistan.
The U.S. agency has put forth all of its best efforts to get chieftans and warlords in that country to provide useful information about the infamous Taliban and their activities. Things haven't always gone so well, regarding their assistance, so the CIA has been trying its best to make it worth their while. They have been offering these folks just about anything that floats their boat, like weapons, cash money, toys, dental work, etc., all in an attempt to counter equally tempting incentives from the Taliban leaders.
It's been quite a contest to see which side can win over the enterprising Afghan warlords, as they gleefully listen to hear who has the most enticing proposition to present to them.
Well,according to media reports, the CIA may finally have trumped the Taliban's ace with their latest plan to offer cooperating Afghans the prescription drug Viagra in exchange for their help. The very popular blue pill that is known for helping less...er..."potent" gentlemen regain their "vigor"ought to inspire a lot more fellas to spill their guts to U.S. intelligence now.
Hey, guys, line forms to the left!