Ever thought you had the neighbor from hell? You know, like the guy who lives next door who blasts his stereo in the wee hours of the night or the woman across the street who keeps spreading vicious rumors about you.
You may want to run over and give your annoying neighbor a big hug, because things could be considerably worse, as one very strange news story proves.
An unfortunate Middleton, Ohio neighborhood was recently terrorized by the bizarre exploits of one of its...er..."different"... residents. The plump 32-year-old woman wreaked havoc in her otherwise quiet community by donning a cow costume and launching into some odd behaviors.
According to observers, the "udderly" ridiculous female started chasing neighborhood children, who were, understandably, frightened by the sight of a giant bovine trying to run them down. As though that weren't enough, she went to the front porch of another resident and urinated there.
The cops were called and the crazy "cow" was ordered to return home and remain there. When she disobeyed that command by later throwing her considerable bulk in the way of oncoming traffic, she was arrested.
Don't think you'll be too terribly surprised to hear that alcohol was involved.
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