Tired of all those vegetarians trying to ram their diet down your throat and getting on your case about your love for meat?
How many times have you wanted to scream at the top of your lungs when they gave their tiresome lectures about the virtues of their lifestyle, while making you feel like a flesh-eating putz for chowing down on a good piece of prime rib?
Well, cheer up!
You may, at last, have found validation for your meat-loving ways from none other than the scientific community.
Researchers at Oxford University are now saying that all of those salad-munching, sprout-snacking, lettuce-chewing vegans and vegetarians are at high risk of brain shrinkage, due to their diet. They are deficient in vitamin B-12, something that is found in...yes, I said, it!...MEAT. Not getting this important vitamin contributes to inflamed nerves and anemia and, over time, could reduce the size of that nice, gray matter in between their ears.
So, next time one of your vegetarian pals maligns your eating choices, let them know about this information and invite them to join you in the pleasures of a nice, juicy hamburger.
After all, it is for the sake of good health, right?
Charles Out of Charge 
