So, get this.
The country of Venezuela, in its efforts to present more "appropriate" television programming for its kiddies, made a recent decision to take "The Simpsons" off the air. Apparently, Homer, Marge, Bart and company were deemed to be a little bit too much for the delicate sensibilities of their precious youngsters, whose parents called in, allegedly, to lodge complaints against the animated show. The National Communications Commission caved into the pressure by removing "The Simpsons" from its lineup.
Of course, they had to find a more "decent" show to replace that one and so came up with a t.v. series they believed would be far "better"for the tender eyes and ears of their little ones.
What was it?
"BAYWATCH HAWAII!"
That's right. The National Communications Commission came to the conclusion that replacing a slightly irreverent cartoon with a show featuring fetching babes bouncing around in seductive swimwear was more proper. Certainly, we all know that the kids and their parents (particularly their dads) will be watching this, show only to learn about life-saving techniques used by David Hasselhoff's character, in the event they ever have to rescue somebody drowning.
Who's the program director of this t.v. station... Hugh Hefner?
Future Gansta? 
